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BENARKAH KITA SUDAH BERJAYA MEMILIKI ‘ALLAH’…?

Sebilangan daripada kita sanggup melakukan apa sahaja, untuk memastikan kalimah ALLAH tetap menjadi ‘hak mutlak’ umat Islam di Malaysia.. Segala bentuk percubaan penganut Kristian untuk menggunakan kalimah ALLAH, akan mendapat tentangan hebat di sana sini..

Membuat laporan polis sebanyak yang mampu, dengan harapan ada tindakan akan diambil terhadap pihak bukan Islam yang menggunakan kalimah ALLAH – macam pihak Polis tak ada kes lain yang lebih besar untuk diberi perhatian.. Adalah salah satu hobi orang kita…

Mengebom gereja, tapi buat kerja macam orang baling batu, sembunyi tangan.. adalah satu lagi tindakan separa dungu yang dilakukan entah untuk apa…

Dan, pihak berkuasa pula mengambil tindakan merampas semua Bible versi Bahasa Melayu, yang dicetak oleh orang Kristian.. Ini dianggap sebagai langkah yang paling pro-aktif dan hampir berjaya untuk memastikan kalimah ALLAH tetap menjadi ‘hak ekslusif’ orang Islam di Malaysia…

Errrr… orang Islam ke, orang Melayu ek…..?

Setahu saya – yang jahil tentang pengetahuan ilmu Islam ni, tak pernah ada Surah Al-QURAN atau Hadith yang disabdakan oleh RASULULLAHsaw, yang menyatakan bahawa kalimah ALLAH itu adalah hak mutlak umat Islam.. Tapi, kalau ada dan saya tidak tahu tentangnya – jutaan MAAF saya pohon di atas kejahilan saya….

Tapi, macamana pula dengan orang bukan Islam yang TERPAKSA juga menentang ‘undang-undang’ yang kita ciptakan.. apabila dengan sengaja ‘mencuri dan mencemar’ kalimah ALLAH yang menjadi ‘hak mutlak’ orang Islam di Malaysia, apabila menyebut ALLAHyarham atau ALLAHyarhamah…..?

Pelik…? Tak percaya…? OK… macamana pulak seorang pembaca berita bukan Islam yang perlu menyampaikan berita kematian seorang VVIP, VIP atau artis dan sebagainya..? Sanggupkah kita mendengar nama Allahyarham Dato’ Sudirman – contohnya, disebut sebagai MENDIANG Dato’ Sudirman.. semata-mata kerana pembaca berita bukan Islam tidak berhak ke atas kalimah ALLAH….?

Itu tak kisahlah… tapi, yang sedihnya, di alam nyata kita sebok menentang penggunaan kalimah ALLAH oleh penganut Kristian.. Kita sebok buat tunjuk perasaan dan demonstrasi.. Kita berlumba-lumba buat laporan polis, menambah beban dalam pengkalan data PDRM.. Kita buat pakatan sulit untuk mengebom gereja, tapi kita takut orang tahu padahal ALLAH nampak semuanya.. Semua Bible dalam bahasa Melayu, dirampas dan dimusnahkan…..

Kemudian, kita anggap semua tindakan itu sudah hampir kepada kejayaan kita untuk ‘memiliki’ ALLAH sepenuhnya.. Namun, kita lupa bahawa dunia semakin maju dan golongan celik IT sudah ramai di negara kita.. Yang mana memungkinkan bahawa Bible Bahasa Melayu versi cetakan, sudah tidak begitu relevan.. apabila Bible Bahasa Melayu versi digital mudah didapati dengan hanya satu klik….

Walaupun Bible versi digital ini didatangkan dalam versi Bahasa Indonesia.. namun kita sedia maklum bahawa Bahasa Indonesia difahami oleh hampir semua rakyat di Malaysia – TERIMA KASIH kepada sebegitu ramainya pekerja asing warga Indonesia, terutama Bibik-Bibik yang telah mendidik generasi baru di Malaysia untuk memahami Bahasa Indonesia dengan jayanya.. Dan, tidak lupa juga dengan sekian banyaknya sinetron yang sering menjadikan surirumah terpaku di depan TV – uiks, saya tak tonton sinetron ya…. (^^,)

Jika anda menganggap saya hanya mereka cerita tentang Bible versi digital, yang masih mudah dan bebas diperolehi oleh generasi baru umat Islam era IT.. cuba anda lihat bukti bergambar ini, yang saya perolehi daripada seorang rakan.. Berhati-hati dengan tindakan kita yang pro-aktif dan juga mungkin sesekali agresif, dalam ‘memperjuangkan’ hak pemilikan ALLAH untuk kita sahaja.. siapa tahu kot-kot dalam diam-diam, anak cucu kita sedang mendalami Bible.. sedangkan kita sendiri adakalanya jarang membuka al-QURAN bersama-sama dengan mereka……

Al-kitab 3

The Importance of the BRA…

Q: Which is the striped BRA? zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA? BRAhmin!
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie’s Bra? BRAd pitt…
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd
Q: puctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra? GhaBRAahat!!!!
Q: A room where BRA’s are kept? LiBRAry
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole
world? ABRAham Lincoln!
Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle? BRAke
Q: Alcoholic BRA. BRAndy,
Q: Footballer’s BRA. BRAzil,
Q: Sun-shaded BRA. UmBRA,
Q: Fine-tuned BRA. BRAbus,
Q: BRA for Panicky Joes. GaBRA,
Q: Spanish BRA. AlhamBRA,
Q: Big-talkers’ BRA. BRAgger.
Q: Blind people’s BRA. BRAil.
Q: Professors’ BRA. BRAiny.
Q: Nudist BRA. BRAless.
Q: BRA for the wrist. BRAcelet.

AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA ???!!

And, The FACT Is…

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at
both ends And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are
born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A group that keeps minutes and wastes
hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in
conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging
the paper

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a
time
.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person
scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices
of today

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

And MY Personal Favorite!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character lines.

¸.•♥ •thinking about u• ♥•.¸

1. Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinking of u somewhere out there where dreams come true…

2. Yesterday whole night i was
thinking abt U
Only n only U
U
U
And only U
Now I m thinking abt V
.
.
.
.
.
Tonight i ll think abt W X Y &
Z…!!!

3. Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

4. My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet….

5. Whenever u feel a cluster of joy, it may be coz angles r dancing over u but wenever u smile without any reason at all it may be coz im thinking of you..!

6. All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wanted was sum1 like U…

7. In the morning I don’t eat bcoz I think of U, at noon I don’t eat bcoz I think of U, in the evening I don’t eat bcoz I think of U, at night I don’t sleep bcoz I’m hungry.

8. All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…

9. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
WHY SPEND LIFE SUFFERING N TALKING PAINS TO GET RICH TO WEAR RICH BRANDED CLOTHES WHEN D BEST THINGS IN LIFE HAPPEN WHEN NAKED

10. Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife can spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man….

11. A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

12. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY :
“Marry and make a woman happy…. OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy…!!”*

13. Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…

14. Thought for the day , Never cry when you are in LOVE. B’coz
for thee one whom you cry, doesn’t deserve your tears. And the one who deserves it, will never let you CRY….

15. Daily v r interested 2 open Inbox & read so many messages But How many times v open QURAN daily & How many SURAH v read? Think..
Respect ALLAH more than ur Cell. QURAN will support us on judgement day. Not the Cell. So Insha allah read QURAN daily with meaning. More than the Cell, Plz fwd to all..

16. What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined… to strengthen each other… to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.

17. Wastes of Lives—resown with Colors By Succeeding Springs— Death—unto itself—Exception — Is exempt from Change—

18. All but Death, can be Adjusted— Dynasties repaired— Systems—settled in their Sockets— Citadels—dissolved—

19. Hi! Thinking abt me? COOL!I am doing the same thing!
I am also thinkin abt myself! :))

20. I lukd back coz I thought I saw U.I listned eagerly coz I thoght I heard U,Bt No 1 ws around.Dis made me Realize hw much’I THINK ABOUT U’

21.
.:::. My
( ‘.’ ) heärt
(“¤”),)
‘v’¿J
never gets tired remembering speciÄL peÖpLe who live in my heart like U…

22. You’ll always be the answer, when someone asks me what I’m thinking about.

23. Som1 Remembrs, Somebody Cares. Your name is Whispered in som1’s Prayers. Keep the Bright Hope of Sunshine in View. Som1 is Warmly THINKING of U..

24. THOUGHT OF THE DAY.
Dont be like the hand that crushes the flower But be like the crushed flower which leaves fragrance in the hand that crushed it…

25. Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, ‘coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS

26. God has given us 24 hours to spent a day8 hours to sleep 8 hours to work and 8 hours to spent time with our family But I spend the 24 hours thinking of you

27. Ask my eyes to stop looking at you… Ask my brain to stop
thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming
about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything.. But don’t u ever stop me from loving you.

28.
()”..”()
( , o ) WHAT R
(_3E_) Doing?
()”” ..() LET
(“”( ,o ) ME C…
( E.)
()”..”()
( (“”) )
( v e _)
Aaila! Thinking of me!
Choo Chweet!

29. If u feel a bit dizzy and u r craving something sweet , i
think i …. know what’s wrong…… you are suffering from lack of
vitamin ME 🙂

30. if a smile reaches ur lips. a perfect smile dat u perhaps u cnt explain. remember dat in dat moment, im thinkin of u &smilin too.

31. If YOU are filling DIZZY, a lot SICK, a bit QUIET, a little bit SAD…. I think what’s wrong. U are suffering from a lack of VITAMIN ME!

32. Check your balance dear, i think it is very Low, Bcoz you send 1 message for 5 times. 😛

33. Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character…. A resistor to drop Badhabits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts….

34. Good time, bad time, night time, day time, work time, off time, sad time, happy time, in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.

35. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

36. Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

37. If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, … thinking of you

38. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u

39. 1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I’ll treasure the times we’ve spent together!

40. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

41. If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

42. When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u’re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

¸.•♥ •double meaning sms• ♥•.¸

1. What’s An Average 6 Inch
Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls
Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

2. To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not
easy!!!

3. Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori
Chicken!!!!

4. KISSING at the top,HOLDING
at the middle &FIRE at the
bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho…don’t think dirty…
its A ”CIGRETTE”

5. I’m very good in bed…
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . . ;->

6. A Beautiful Girl Goes To
Professior Room
And
Say : I’ll Do AnyThing To Pass In
The Exams. . . .
&
Professor Says:
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . . ;->

7. Last nite i coodnt sleep.i
wantd u warm against my skin.i
wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u
all over my body.. but i coodnt
find u!Where did i put my
PYJAMAS?

8. Shut Up”””
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

9. Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls
having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its
really beautiful..

10. fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong
meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

11. Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

12. I want to touch ur lips taste
ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

13. Diagram in book was not
clear..So,madam drew diagram
on blackboard and
announced.. “Don‘t look at Book
Figure, Look at my Figure!“

14. He took me from a bar. He
took me in his car. He took my
top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of
wine!

15. Ques. What is the difference
between a pregnant woman
and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb

16. How do u teach a blonde
maths?U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legsAnd square root
her.

17. He took me from a bar. He
took me in his car. He took my
top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of
wine!

18. I luv the way it rubs aganst
the soft pink flesh creating
creamy fomy liquid, as it trust
in and out up & down, cant wait
till nxt time my toothBrush

19. Boy:what is that u keep in
ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance
to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to
me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

20. It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

21. True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in
trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in
pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur
happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

22. he Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
“Tea”

23. “U” r so cute
“U” r so Nice
when i was in Dark
“U” gave me light
because of that
“U” r in my Life
so
THANKS’
THANKS
A LOT
“PHILIPS”
TUBELIGHT.

24. I want to tell u this!!
And its very
important to u
I L
I LO
I LOVE
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGURT WITH BIRYANI !!

25. I want u …
To be with me In a nice
Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words
to U ….
“Pay The Bill”

26. My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE DAWN

RESPONSE TO A ‘MARRIAGE PROPOSALS’ ADVERTISEMENT!
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH (DON’T LAUGH; DEAD SERIOUS)

Madam :

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having
seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press
myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot
tall, and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as
because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like
cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I
come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody
is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
jolly. I am gay. ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. Am
alwaysgiving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to
get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I
am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every
morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I
am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I
am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open
for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That
is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house
and my things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day.. fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the
Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will
press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head
between your nicely smelling feet looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with
anticipation.

Expecting soon

Yours and only yours

Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore,
Punjab 5126)

*Credits to MOHD AFFENDI MUSTAPHA